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1 名無しさん [ 2007/01/06(Sat) 20:19 ID:bSlkUZrc ]
這好像是去年的東西
不知道有沒有回鍋
可以確定的是這是從一名澳洲的台灣留學生+島民來的

I OGC today. I kept doing OGC untill I became XDGC (XD).
As soon as I got XDGC, my 12-year-old sister suddenly opened my bedroom door.
That situation really made me feel Orz. But the most Orz thing was that when my sister saw me,
she changed her face from "@@" to "XD"!
She said to me that my mum was calling me.
So i said 3Q to her and moved to see my mum.
I told mum that I failed my alubology at school today,
but she said it was OK because people who were good at alubology could only work for NASA*.
I was gay* hearing that beacuse she didn't blame me.
While we were having dinner, my white-eye sister asked my mum an Orz question...
"Mama, what does OGC mean?" She made a posture of that.
"OMG!! Why do you ask that???" Mum replied hysterically.
"I saw XX(my name) doing that."
Mum looked at me with AKS mood and said:
"Why the HELL you did OGC in front of your young sister!? Are you a Lolicon!??"
"NONONO! It was an accident! She suddenly snapped into my room!" I said.
"Are you sure you're not Lolicon?" Mum asked.
"I'm seriously sure, because I reckon myself a Sisycon*." I said confidently.
"Be careful next time when you're OGCing, understand?"
"Yes mum."
So, for today, I felt really Orz by the events that had happened.
I wish tomorro would be a better day.



*NASA = National Aluba Science Association
*gay = happy
*Sisycon = 御姊控



2 名無しさん [ 2007/01/06(Sat) 21:05 ID:5.40m/J. ]
我不爭氣的笑了......(默)

3 名無しさん [ 2007/01/06(Sat) 21:59 ID:O0AmAP3s ]
tomorro少了一個w(指

我也笑了..(默

4 名無しさん [ 2007/01/07(Sun) 16:40 ID:TOMIW0aU ]
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5 amonym [ 2007/01/10(Wed) 17:53 ID:6r32p9Bo ]
:D Hehehe... GJ !


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